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[Here is Noire. She is just hanging around at one of the campsites. Usually she would be keeping to herself but today is special. She just saw Inigo walking around with some of the local girls. Who does this guy think he is, flirting with another girl that isn't her. This is ruffling her feathers a lot, okay. This is supposed to be her that he's supposed to be talking to, not some floosy that he just met.

So, after a bit of studying, she's actually pulling out her bow and aiming accordingly. A little more, a little more...and...!

There goes the arrow, already flying toward the girl and landing right next to her foot. Noire makes a noise of sheer disappointment at first, knowing her plan to slay the opposition has failed and that Inigo may not flirt with her because of it. Sadness is now enveloping her as she just fidgets to herself over where she is, before she takes another shot- this time aiming at Inigo's foot...

And there it goes once more, and soon enough, a flurry of arrows has been unleashed from the seemingly timid girl. Inigo had better think of something fast at this point, or else.]

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i hate you so much sometimes

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[ .. What even. He was just flirting with some random girl again here as usual, complimenting her beauty and all.. and then he suddenly hears a weird sound and sees an arrow right next to the girl's foot. Huh, that's weird, was that thing there all along..

But then he hears a similar sound and another arrow lands next to his foot. And then more appear. Oh god. Oh god. It's definitely time to panic, and he quickly tries to push the other girl out of the way so she at least won't get hurt.. but of course she gets annoyed with him, thinking that it's him playing a prank on her, and she walks away and Inigo is rejected once more. His life is a hard one, let me tell you about it..

.. besides, it's not like he's off the hook, he still only narrowly avoids all those arrows and a fate of being turned into a pincushion. His face is still a little pale once it's over, but he at least lets out a sigh of relief over not getting hurt.. until he looks up and sees who did all of that. ]

N-.. Noire?! What was all that for? You could have killed me-- or her!

did i hear you love me sometimes :3

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[...oh, hey, he's finally looking her way. A small smile comes up to her face as she brings the bow to her face, a small blush coming up as she fidgets a bit.]

Inigo...I was trying to get your attention is all. ...it's no fair if all the other girls manage to get your attention, I just wanted to...hang out with you is all. [If, by hanging out, meaning that she will totally skewer him with arrows, then yes, that's basically what she was going for in the first place. Either way, she's already shyly approaching him, trying to hide her face behind her bow as much as possible.]

...um, I hope you're not too mad at me, though...I-I just wanted to flirt with you is all... [DOES IT EVEN CONSTITUTE AS FLIRTING...!?]

i... ... huffs.. M-MAYBE I LOVE YOU ALL THE TIME

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[ Okay, Inigo, calm again, just take a few deep breaths.. that's already a little easier. Surely it was just a mistake, right? Maybe she was practicing and the arrows accidentally landed there.. but then she says what she was trying to do and his expression drops again for a moment. Okay, so m.. aybe.. she wasn't firing at them, more like in their.. general direction to pull his attention.. okay, that isn't that weird. Just a little awkward. But not murderous, he hopes. Erm.

He coughs, shaking his head. ]

No, it's alright! You didn't hurt anyone, and it was merely an accident. [ Or so Inigo thinks. Poor sweet summer child, you'll learn soon enough.. ] If you wanted to talk with me, all you had to do was ask, no need to resort to such a thing! If it is a compliment you desire, I shall gladly give you one!

well i...HUFFS GOSH JELLE MAYBE I JUST FEEL THE SAME OKAY!!

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[...aha. He said "compliment" right? There's no way he could have just said that...no, she didn't just ask for a compliment, she wanted him to flirt with her...she seems a little disappointed at that, but hey, she at least figures that it's a right step towards the right direction at least, right? ...RIGHT...!? She seems to be okay with the idea for now, but it seems to be coming over her that...well, it's just one. Not a bunch.

So, her face grows dark for a moment, before her actual dark side seems to show once more, her face turning into a rather big scowl as she aims her bow at him.]

DID YOU NOT HEAR ME, YOU IGNORANT FOOL!? I DID NOT ASK FOR A MEASLY COMPLIMENT, I REQUIRE MUCH MORE THAN JUST THAT! [Inigo, this may be a good time to actually whip out your flirting skills, otherwise you might end up becoming a pin cushion...!]

WELL GEEZ DON'T THINK TOO MUCH OF IT KYOU IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE SORT OF COOL MAYBE

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[ WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO HIM?!

No, really, why?! The moment he sees that bow aimed right at him he can feel a cold sweat break out. Where's everyone to help him when he needs it, huh.. do they all abandon him once he's left with the scariest girl of them all?! Even some of the more difficult to woo other girls are better than Noire, she's way freaky..! ]

Y-y-yes, I heard you! It was only a.. momentary slip of the tongue, I-- [ But the bow is still aimed at him so he figures he should get to flirting but.. oh god, like he can do that under pressure?! He's in fear of his life here, guys! ] U-um-- [ CLEARING HIS THROAT ] Maybe this might not be the best occasion for it, could I perhaps offer you a date between us later tonight? Just you and me, milady, I a- .. assure you.

ah of course, it's always coming back to my coolness

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[Oh god Inigo, do you realize what you have done. Now Noire is totally going to hold him to his word about the date, seeing as how a small smile seems to be leaking unto her lips as she approaches the boy a little closer, slinging her bow over her shoulder.]

Ehe, you mean it? Just the two of us? I really would like something like that...the boy has to make all the preparations, though, and I really want to see what you have in store. Oh gosh, I've never been on a date before... [She's already fidgeting in her place, just blushing and thinking about how this little date of theirs is gonna go. That is, until-]

A-ah! I probably should go get myself prepared for this! Otherwise, you might think I'm a freak if I show up looking like a lunatic...! [But you already are Noire...] U...Um, just come get me when you're done too, I'll be getting ready. [So she says, running off-!]

you know what else always comes back to your coolness?? YOUR FACE

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[ Well at least she's not being freaky anymore, as long as she's this way she's actually.. pretty cute in her own right, she's a pretty girl after all and that smile and the blush are pretty cute.. not to mention he likes the shy type too, okay, he can appreciate any kind of women as long as they're not trying to slaughter him.

So before he can even say something in return she's already ran off, but.. ah, it's fine. He'll just take her out on a date and it'll be normal and nothing freaky will happen for sure!! No way she could suddenly flip out like that again twice a day, right? Right, it's going to be fine, just fine.

So later that day he stops by her tent, ready for their date and all, and he just calls out to see if she's inside. ]

Noire, are you in there? If you are ready, then we should get going!